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Death Metal Jokes

What do you call someone who writes Death Metal music?

A Decomposer

I like my death metal like I like my coffee.

Dark and with lots of Meshuggah.

People like to share their musical taste with their neighbors these quarantine days. My neighbor has been listening to death metal the entire day at full volume.

Whether he likes it or not.

What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip hop.

What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.

I'm sorry.

What’s a dinosaur’s favourite genre of music?

Space Rock, but they don’t mind death metal.

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