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Pantera Jokes

Pantera

If Dimebag Darrell joined a bank as an employee, he'd break a lot of records cos his processing time is 5 minutes a looooooooooooooooan

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What does a bandmember of Pantera call it when they bake a dick-shaped cake?

Vulgar display of flour.

Did you hear about that new heavy metal themed sandwich shop?

It's called Pantera Bread

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