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Judas Priest Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Judas Priest?

One of them has a Grammy...

I like to yard work listening to Judas Priest...

......singing at the top of my lungs: RAKING THE LAWN RAKING THE LAWN!

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I was a big metal fan back in high school.

Back in high school I was a big metal fan.

At the beginning of the summer holidays I was at this awesome house party.

It was just high school kids in the house so we were able to turn the volume way up and had a pretty awesome playlist: Metallica, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Mai...

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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