Alice Cooper Jokes

He says he's making slow progress, but doing better than Elton John, who - after six weeks - is still standing.

You know, like Alice Cooper and Tool.

From experience, this works best if you tell it when you return from a trip without flagging that it's a joke + adjust it to fit the trip:

Everything went fine until we got to the airport late in Barcelona. We ended up in the security line behind this Alice Cooper type, with piercings stickin... read more