Mentos Jokes - 18 Hilarious Mentos Jokes

What did Cola say to his buddy Mentos?

"You're overreacting."

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What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper?

A fizzician!

I’ll see myself out

Edit: I guess adding mentos to this joke was a good idea...

Thanks for the gold and silvers!

Happy New Years y’all!

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Dad: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Kids : no idea

Dad : mentos

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Two mentos are in a bar...

...just enjoying a drink of coke, (as they do of course.)

Then a Halls Cough Drop walks in.

One of the mentos hides under the table. Shaking.

The other one asks him "What's up?"

The mentos hiding under the table replies "You don't wanna mess wi...

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Where do Mentos go for fun ?

to the amusemint park

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For sale: Pack of Mentos

Mint condition, original packaging.

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What kind of candy do you offer a woman with a foot fetish?

Mentos

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As we were heading through the grocery store checkout, my wife looked over at the candy and said, "Oh, Mentos! Let's get some!" I shrugged and said, "I already have Mentos." Puzzled, she asked, "Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

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I used to think there were fig-flavoured mentos

but they were fig mints of my imagination.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmers favourite candy?

Mentos

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"Son, do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?"

"No dad," I say rolling my eyes.

"Mentos."

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What do you call the opposite of a lady’s finger?

Mentos

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Dear Diet Coke

Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you are overreacting.

Sincerely,
Mentos

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A woman died after drinking 18 litres of coke

She ate a packet of mentos and they found her head 3 miles away

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North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb

Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke

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What’s a girl with a foot fetish’s favorite candy?

Mentos

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What do you call a thoughtful Spanish mint?

A pensa mentos.

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Condoms galore

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...

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