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Mentos Jokes

For sale: Pack of Mentos

Mint condition, original packaging.

What did Cola say to his buddy Mentos?

"You're overreacting."

What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper?

A fizzician!


I’ll see myself out






Edit: I guess adding mentos to this joke was a good idea...

Thanks for the gold and silvers!

Happy New Years y’all!

What kind of candy do you offer a woman with a foot fetish?

Mentos

Where do Mentos go for fun ?

to the amusemint park

Dad: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Kids : no idea



Dad : mentos

As we were heading through the grocery store checkout, my wife looked over at the candy and said, "Oh, Mentos! Let's get some!" I shrugged and said, "I already have Mentos." Puzzled, she asked, "Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

Two mentos are in a bar...

...just enjoying a drink of coke, (as they do of course.)


Then a Halls Cough Drop walks in.


One of the mentos hides under the table. Shaking.


The other one asks him "What's up?"


The mentos hiding under the table replies "You don't wanna mess wi...

I used to think there were fig-flavoured mentos

but they were fig mints of my imagination.

What was Jeffrey Dahmers favourite candy?

Mentos

What do you call the opposite of a lady’s finger?

Mentos

"Son, do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?"

"No dad," I say rolling my eyes.

"Mentos."

A woman died after drinking 18 litres of coke

She ate a packet of mentos and they found her head 3 miles away

Dear Diet Coke

Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you are overreacting.

Sincerely,
Mentos

What do you call a thoughtful Spanish mint?

A pensa mentos.

What’s a girl with a foot fetish’s favorite candy?

Mentos

North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb

Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke

Condoms galore

Nike Condoms: Just do it.


Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...

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