Why did DRAM flunk his math test?

Because he was SODIMM.

New Covid Test

A new and easy self test for the horror of Covid 19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).
Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favorite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.
Then dri...

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman...

... sitting in a bar. Englishman raises his glass of ale and says "Here's to my son George. We named him George because he was born on St Georges Day".
The Scotsman raises his dram of whisky, "Here's to my son Andrew, named as such because he was born on St Andrew's Day".
The Irishman raises h...

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