Med School Jokes - 16 Hilarious Med School Jokes

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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them,

"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an ex...

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This happened while I was in my first year of medical school. I was taking an exam in anatomy. It was really tough. They asked questions like, "How many bones are there in the hand?" I was stymied. I kept saying to myself, "How many bones are there in the hand?" And then I heard this little voice th...

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What every doctor is taught in med school.

"What the patient says he drinks, double. What he says he smokes, triple. Frequency of , divide by four.”

Didn't teach this in med school

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The Taste.

If a doctor takes a hippocratic oath after completing med school, what does a lawyer take after graduating law school?

A hypocritical oath.

Med school is a lot easier than I expected!

I didn’t even study and my blood test says I got an “A+”

A med school student walks into a bar...

but he was not prepared for it

My sister graduated med school and is growing antsy at her minimal workload

She just needs to have patients.

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Med school exam

A young student is struggling during his histology exam and the professor wants to give him one last chance:
"You've clearly studied the subject, but you need to be more confident. Answer me this last question and you're good to go. Is the vaginal epithelium ciliated?".
The student is tired, w...

What did I donate for my son to get into med school?

My son.

My step-dad told me it was pointless to apply to med school because "I was too stupid to be a doctor"

8 years later one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.

In the exam for a med school, students were asked to rearrange the letters, N E P I S to form a body part.

Those who formed SPINE are doctors now.

Question in Med school exam - Answer the following Question. When a young girl faints, you immediately touch and check her p - - s -

Only the people who answered

P U L S E,

passed the exam

Open Mike night!

We had an open Mike night at Med School.

It didn't mean what I thought it meant.

Mike will never be the same!.

A sick man comes to a doctor. After an inspection, the doctor says "I have very bad news for you."

The man asks "What is so wrong?"

The doctor answers: "I missed all the lectures about your illness back in med school."

I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet

I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,

law students don't call themselves lawyers,

and art students don't call themselves broke

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