It doesn’t matter what you call him, he isn’t coming.
I'm thinking of making a series of non-gloss self portrait dinner placemats
I'll name it My Multitude of Matte Mats of Matt by Matt
[OC] A programmer walks into a coffee shop
A programmer walks into a coffee shop on his lunch break with his pet, a black Labrador. He comes in with a scowl on his face and a furrowed brow, his expression showing a frustrated yet pensieve look about him. He asks for a plain, black coffee.
The barista compassionately eyed the man fo...
Pedro gets a New Secretary.
He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband’s roving eye.
Dora (Pedro's wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?"
Pedro: “Didn’t quite notice."
Dora: "What color are her eyes?"
Pedro: “Haven’t had the time ...