Doesn’t matter what you call it. It won’t come over anyway.
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I'm thinking of making a series of non-gloss self portrait dinner placemats
I'll name it My Multitude of Matte Mats of Matt by Matt
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Pedro gets a New Secretary.
Pedro gets a New Secretary. He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband’s roving eye.
Dora (Pedro's wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?"
Pedro: “Didn’t quite notice."
Dora: "What color are her eyes?" ...
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