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Mantises Jokes

Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.

They're in sects.

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Frequently while mating, female mantises will bite the males' heads off. So why do male mantises still have sex with them?

Have you ever tried masturbating with spiked clampers for hands?

Two mantises are mating:

The male while making love, says: but is it true that when we are done, you will eat my head?


And the other: But no ... that only females do.

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When praying mantises have sex

it's actually the males who give head.

What do Praying Mantises and the French have in common?

They both like getting off with the head after being screwed royally.

Male preying mantises when mating season starts: finally!

Male preying mantises after mating season:

Praying mantises don't actually pray, laughing hyenas don't actually laugh, and songbirds don't actually sing.

The name Shih Tzu is accurate though.

An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper.

An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper. "We haven't seen you in a while. How is your research going?" the bartender asks. "Great. I've actually had quite a breakthrough. I've discovered that praying mantises don't all follow the same religion," the entolomolgist says. "They're in ...

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