Malaysia Airlines Jokes - 6 Hilarious Malaysia Airlines Jokes

Last time I flew Malaysia Airlines, I didn't shower first.

I figured I could just wash up on the shore.

Anyone need a job?

I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people.

^im ^so ^sorry

Here's a pun: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

I'm sorry, that joke probably didn't land.

Malaysia Airlines may get lost

but at least you'll never lose your seat.

Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370.

Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.

Singapore Airlines are planning to start flights to nowhere

But I'm pretty sure Malaysia Airlines beat them to it

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