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Make Something Jokes

How do you make something out of nothing?

Ask my wife!

Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful

Thought of this in traffic yesterday

What does a Mexican magician say when they make something disappear?

"NA-DAAAAA!"

When you learn to think on your feet, you can make something from a mistake.

I learned from my parents...

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni

A friend of mine had an idea for a subscription box that came with everything you needed to make something akin to Pita bread but softer and made with yogurt...

I had to tell him it was a naan-starter...

A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded...

"It’s koala tea."
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