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Megatron Jokes

Why was Megatron not invited to the Republican convention?

Because Megatron was a trans-former.
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What is Megatron least favorite streaming service?

Amazon PRIME
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If you think Omicron's bad..

Just wait until Megatron shows up.
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Proud of myself, just came up with this stinker: Why did Twitter shut down Megatron's account?

Because it was discovered that most of his followers were auto bots.
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Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
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I often wonder why hurricanes have names like Andrew, Elisa, Katrina, Dorian, Irma

Name a hurricane: Death Megatron 2000, they'll automatically evacuate from their
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My wife found me in the kitchen naked holding my gun

"What the hell are you doing?" she screamed, shocked at my appearance.

"Quiet woman! I'm hunting Autobots!!" I whispered back harshly.

She put her hands on her hips. "You've been sleep walking again! There are no such thing as Autobots!"

I blinked, realizing how stupid I looked....
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