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Autobots Jokes

What did Optimus Prime say when he came back from Ikea?

Autobots, assemble!


(edit : a big ♥ to all the kind people who made this silly post live despite the fact I mix up Autobots and Avengers. Long live the Autovengers!)

Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!

Pessimus Prime: Why? We’ll just lose...

Why do the Autobots do their Christmas shopping at night?

Because that's when they get pajamas on Prime.


It's okay, even I would downvote this.

Why do the Autobots have a positive outlook on the future?

Because their leader is Optimist Prime.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Autobots had just landed on our green planet.

Optimus tells them to go look for disguises that are suitable so that they can all adequately blend into their new home. Two hours pass and the Autobots reconvene.

Mr Prime: Do you all have suitable disguises?

Company: Yes, Mr Prime.

Mr Prime: Well then, let's see it.

The...

Why did the paint job in the Autobots home base look so nice?

Because Optimus Primed!

What did Optimus Prime say after hauling his new Ikea coffee table into the house?

Autobots assemble!

(Writing credit to u/Apollonius_Cone)

My wife found me in the kitchen naked holding my gun

"What the hell are you doing?" she screamed, shocked at my appearance.

"Quiet woman! I'm hunting Autobots!!" I whispered back harshly.

She put her hands on her hips. "You've been sleep walking again! There are no such thing as Autobots!"

I blinked, realizing how stupid I looked....

What do you get when you differentiate Optimus?

The leader of the Autobots!

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