Loki Jokes - 37 Hilarious Loki Jokes

Why does Loki buy cough drops?

He doesn’t want to get a Thor throat

upvote

downvote

report

What is Loki's least favorite day of the week?

Thor's Day

upvote

downvote

report

I got Loki last night...

...when I woke up my body was really Thor

upvote

downvote

report

Why Can’t Thor play Piano?

He hates playing the Lokis.

(I know it’s bad plus it’s better read out loud)

upvote

downvote

report

I watched the new Infinity War movie yesterday...

I was Loki dying in the beginning

upvote

downvote

report

Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?

Because he was a Thor loser

upvote

downvote

report

Why did Loki, Norse God of Trickery and Mischief, turn into a train?

I asked around and, well, no one really understands his Loki-motives.

upvote

downvote

report

Why did Loki hate Roosevelt's New Deal?

It created the TVA

upvote

downvote

report

Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?

It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.

upvote

downvote

report

In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki

(Joke above)

upvote

downvote

report

How does Chris Hemsworth feel after a workout?

Thor

Bonus joke.

How does Tom Hiddleston walk around in public?

Loki

I'll see myself out.

upvote

downvote

report

Why is Thor always showy?

Coz he doesn't like to be Loki...

upvote

downvote

report

What do you call it when a trickster god is singing just a little flat, but nobody really notices?

Low-key low key Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

What does Loki call Thor?

Brothor

upvote

downvote

report

Why does Loki hate talking about his brother?

It’s a Thor thubject.

upvote

downvote

report

Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor...

And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!

upvote

downvote

report

Thor: Brother! What are you doing this weekend?

Loki: nothing, just hanging out

Thor: oh sweet! that sounds...

Loki: no

Thor: low key

upvote

downvote

report

Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party?

He wanted something a little more Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

I hate when my friends always talk about Norse gods

Like bro it's Loki annoying

upvote

downvote

report

I’ve secretly converted to Norse paganism

shhhhhhh! I’m trying to keep it Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

What is the number 2 cereal on Asgard?

Loki Charms

upvote

downvote

report

Puns about Norse gods...

are Loki the best.

upvote

downvote

report

Thor's Birthday

Did you hear the one about Thor's Birthday party?

There was only a few people.

He wanted to keep it Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

I never expected the Norse god of mischief be such a extravagant dresser.

I had always heard he was real Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

Why doesn’t Thor like secrets?

He hates to keep things Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

Why were the Avengers so tired after saving New York?

They were up all night to get Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

My weekend was like the movie “The Avengers”

Loki

upvote

downvote

report

Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public...

I guess she wanted it to be more Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

Chris Hemsworth arranged a party for Tom Hiddleston's birthday that not many people knew about.

It was a Loki event.

upvote

downvote

report

I went to Thor's wedding last year and was worried that I was really under dressed.

It ended up being pretty Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Loki decided to surprise Thor at his birthday party with a lady...

He introduces them, and Thor realizes the girl has a severe lisp. He tells Loki he just can't do it, and Loki assures him that despite her lisp, it will be the best night of his life.

Without another word between the two, the girl and Thor head off to his bedroom, and have an amazing night o...

Why did thor have such a hard time accepting his brother was actually a frost giant?

He was loki racist

upvote

downvote

report

What happens when a god dies and no one knows? [Infinity War Spoliers]

They're loki dead

upvote

downvote

report

Which Marvel villain is the master of subtlety?

Loki

upvote

downvote

report

I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space...

I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."

upvote

downvote

report

Did you hear about Tom Hiddleston's secret audition to be in the next Marvel movie? Apparently he dropped his voice an octave to throw the casting director off balance...

He was auditioning as a low key, low-key, Loki.

upvote

downvote

report

Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever...

But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson.

/burn

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.