Why does Loki buy cough drops?

He doesn’t want to get a Thor throat

Why did Loki, Norse God of Trickery and Mischief, turn into a train?

I asked around and, well, no one really understands his Loki-motives.

I watched the new Infinity War movie yesterday...

I was Loki dying in the beginning

How does Chris Hemsworth feel after a workout?

Thor


Bonus joke.

How does Tom Hiddleston walk around in public?

Loki



I'll see myself out.

I got Loki last night...

...when I woke up my body was really Thor

Why is Thor always showy?

Coz he doesn't like to be Loki...

Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?

Because he was a Thor loser

Why Can’t Thor play Piano?

He hates playing the Lokis.


(I know it’s bad plus it’s better read out loud)

Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party?

He wanted something a little more Loki.

I never expected the Norse god of mischief be such a extravagant dresser.

I had always heard he was real Loki.

In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki

(Joke above)

What do you call it when a trickster god is singing just a little flat, but nobody really notices?

Low-key low key Loki.

Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?

It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.

I’ve secretly converted to Norse paganism

shhhhhhh! I’m trying to keep it Loki.

I hate when my friends always talk about Norse gods

Like bro it's Loki annoying

Why didn't Tom Hiddleston want a big birthday party?

He wanted to keep it Loki

My weekend was like the movie “The Avengers”

Loki

Why did thor have such a hard time accepting his brother was actually a frost giant?

He was loki racist

Chris Hemsworth arranged a party for Tom Hiddleston's birthday that not many people knew about.

It was a Loki event.

Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor...

And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!

How does Thor blend in to society without being noticed?

He keeps it Loki.

Why doesn’t Thor like secrets?

He hates to keep things Loki.

Thor: Brother! What are you doing this weekend?

Loki: nothing, just hanging out

Thor: oh sweet! that sounds...

Loki: no

Thor: low key

Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public...

I guess she wanted it to be more Loki.

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Loki decided to surprise Thor at his birthday party with a lady...

He introduces them, and Thor realizes the girl has a severe lisp. He tells Loki he just can't do it, and Loki assures him that despite her lisp, it will be the best night of his life.

Without another word between the two, the girl and Thor head off to his bedroom, and have an amazing night o...

Why does the cast of the Avengers not know the full script of the movie yet?

The writers are trying to keep things Loki.

Why didn't Thor go for the head in infinity war

Because he Loki didn't want to win

I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space...

I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."

I went to Thor's wedding last year and was worried that I was really under dressed.

It ended up being pretty Loki.

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Why don't Norse goddesses like anal sex?

Because they're Asgardians.

I'll just Loki walk away now.

Which Marvel villain is the master of subtlety?

Loki

Did you hear about that party at Thor's?

No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki.

Did you hear about Tom Hiddleston's secret audition to be in the next Marvel movie? Apparently he dropped his voice an octave to throw the casting director off balance...

He was auditioning as a low key, low-key, Loki.

The Avengers must love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever...

But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson.

/burn

What sort of cereal does Thor eat?

Loki Charms.

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