TIL that Drax recently discovered a new superpower… The ability to speak to others telepathically.
“Now”, he says… “I just have to figure out how to hear them back.”
Why does Drax avoid automatically flushing toilets?
They flush early when he stands still.
Drax, John Cena, and a ghost are standing in a bar.
Oh, sorry. Correction: , , and a are standing in a bar.
Things you should never ask Drax the Destroyer to do for you.
Babysit
Why are blind people the only ones who can see Drax the Destroyer?
Because they see nothing.
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