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Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying...

Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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3 operating systems walk into a bar

The first says "I'm Windows. The most popular, everyone likes me and I don't mess about. I'll have a pint of lager."

The second says "I'm Mac OS. I'm the favourite of artists and hipsters, and I could never settle for a boring lager like Windows. Give me your hoppiest artisanal IPA!"

T...

What operating system do they use in Germany?

Mac os Nein

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