Louis Ck Jokes - 13 Hilarious Louis Ck Jokes

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Some people don't believe the allegations that Louis CK whipped his dick out...

...others saw it coming.

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Louis CK might not physically have had sex with any women

But he came close.

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Having cats is kinda like being Louis CK ..

.. you always have an audience to masturbate to.

Louis CK helped me change a flat tire.

All I had to do was watch him jack it.

Why did Louis CK hire a babysitter?

He needed someone to watch his little squirts.

I think Louis CK has been misunderstood.

He was testing out new material. He just wanted to see whether women would laugh at his junk!

I heard that Louis CK is trying to make a comeback.

You think he'll pull it off?

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What's the difference between Louis CK and a homeless man.

The homeless man doesn't ask if it's ok to masturbate in front of you

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What do Louis Ck and Steve Martin have in common?

They both want you to watch The Jerk.

What did Louis CK call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis?

Different Strokes for Different Folks

What are Louis CK’s after parties called?

Meet and beats

There's no point in charging Louis CK now

He's already gotten off

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Need help finding a particular Richard Pryor joke.

I was watching some Louis CK stand up and he ended it with a joke about after sex, if done right, women won't say anything. I know I've seen Richard Pryor do that same bit and I want to show my friend. I think the punch line is something to the effect of "If you fuck her right afterward she don't ...

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