If Saddam Hussein had married Little Miss Muffet...
Would the Kurds of had their whey?
Why did Little Miss Muffet buy a GPS for her tuffet?
Because she kept losing her whey.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum
And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"
Okay, I'll try another one...
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
Along came a spider who sat down beside him...
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