Litigator Jokes - 3 Hilarious Litigator Jokes

A hunting joke ( read full it's totally worth it)

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a...

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What do you call a swamp-dwelling reptile with a legal degree?

A litigator!

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CUL8R alligator, with lawyers...

Lawyer I: I'll sue you later, litigator.

Lawyer II: In a while, after the trial.

Lawyer III: Safe journeys, fellow attorneys.

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