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Started my first job two months ago: low paying job but with good potential for growth. I’m yet to pay my student loan

During the job interview, my boss said I spend to much time thinking before I answered the questions, so they have doubts with my sincerity. Nevertheless, he said he saw my potential and picked me.

The board was going to meet today to discuss about an impending merger. My boss asked me to co...

A man was being interviewed at a job interview...

... and the interviewer was thoroughly impressed.

The man was eloquent in speaking and seemed highly fit for the job.

However, one question lingered in the interviewer’s mind...

“So you seem very skilled and fit for the job. However, I have one question, why were you unemployed...

A traveller has dinner at a monastery.

A traveller was walking through the mountains when he came across a great monastery, he was far from a town and so knocked on it's doors seeking shelter.

A monk came out and greeted him and the traveller asked for a place to stay for the night.

"Certainly" replied the monk "But first, ...

Everybody commented on how bravely Mr. Casey took his wife's sudden death.

Dry-eyed and composed, he superintended personally all the details of her funeral. As the pall-bearers were carrying the coffin through the cemetery gate, one of them accidentally banged his corner of the coffin into a post. It turned out that Mrs. Casey was not quite dead. The sudden jar brought...

A young man was going to be married

so he asked his father if he could give his fiance his deceased mother's ring. This was fine with the father.

The father decided to have it appraised for insurance purposes. He asked a lady friend who was a well-known jeweler to do the appraisal; she accepted, and said that her fee would be s...

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