I had kept the house under surveillance for about an hour. Then there was movement at the front door. I hunched down as much as I could in the van so the woman wouldn’t see me. As she walked up the road and turned the corner I slowly, carefully exited the van. I crossed the road, nervously, aware th...
A clergyman called on one of his lady parishioners hoping for a cup of tea and a chat.
When he rang the doorbell, no-one answered, although he was sure he could hear someone moving around in the house; so eventually he wrote on a visiting card "Revelation 3:20" and went away
>! Behold, I stand at the door and knock: if any man hear my voice and open the door, I will come in ...
My daughter has a habit of checking for letters before coming home.
"How many letters are there in the letterbox today?"
"DAD! I'm sick of you always telling me there are 9 letters!"
I strongly believe in karma. What you do to others you'll get back eventually.
So the other week i was pouring ravioli down my neighbours letterbox. And I kept thinking - I wonder what thev've done to deserve this.
Now that we're all self-isolating, the children just stand there looking miserably through the window.
But I think they should be grateful that I'm passing food out through the letterbox to them three times a day.
CORONA VIRUS WARNING!!!!
I don't want to alarm anyone but the coronavirus will soon spread in an irreversible way. The first means of contamination are bank notes, don't touch them. Wear gloves and place all notes in a snap lock bag. Leave them in your letterbox and message me your address...
The man who loved tractors
A while ago, there was this man living in Devonshire called Paul. He lived in the rural areas and LOVED tractors. Big ones, small ones, long ones, short ones, red ones, green ones, grey ones, you name it. He was also a member of the Tractor Society, which would put out a magazine every month.
U2's Ireland shows have sold out.
Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono.