What do you call the Russian version of The Beatles "Let It Be"?
So Be It.
New bull on the farm
Three bulls on the farm. They were just working out divvying up the heifers (young female cows). The biggest claims 60 of the 100 heifers. The second one claims 30 and the smallest, a puny runt gets 10.
Just as they ironed out the details, a huge trailer rolls up and out walks a monster of a ...
A rabbi, a Hindu priest, and a politician went on a hike
Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen.
They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night.
The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.”
A man contracted a rare STD...
He finally went to the hospital to get his manhood examined.
He nervously took off his pants, "Doctor, what is wrong with me? It's been getting more and more painful down there."
After close examination, the doctor said in a grim voice, "I'm afraid we have to perform surgery to have ...
Tung was out for a walk on a hot day.
The sun was shining, and the clouds were absent. During his walk, he discovers a man with 2 gorillas by his side. Dumbfounded, Tung asks, “I can’t help but notice you have 2 gorillas there. I was curious as to why.” The man looks up and exclaims “I’m selling them! 100 silver each.” Suspicious, yet i...
One day, Juan was asked by his mother to buy milk from the store.
On the way home he slipped and the milk fell under the bridge.
"Juan where is the milk?"
"I'm sorry I slipped and it fell under the bridge"
"Let it be, it's dirty now. Now go buy eggs from the store"
On the way home Juan slipped and the eggs fell under the bridge again....
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King Arthur is preparing to leave Camelot on a lengthy quest, but news has reached his ears that his wife may have taken on a lover.
"But... *who*...?" he asks Merlin.
"Fear not, Arthur - I know how we can protect Guinevere's chastity in your absence and also discover the identity of her lover. Watch this!"
The magician snapped his fingers and, into thin air, appeared a magical, samite chast...