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Bob Dylan Jokes

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"Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan

I fucking hate that quote.

What does it even mean?!

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How do you make Bob Dylan cum really far?

Blow him in the wind

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My dick is like a Bob Dylan song

You may not like it but your mother loves it

Bob Dylan misspoke and would like to issue a correction

"It was me you were looking for, babe."

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What do you call it when Bob Dylan sucks your dick in a hurricane?

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind

One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument.

nobody knows why.

"Did you ever lie down on the tracks?"

Not personally. I once knew somebody who did.

"What happened?"

I lost track of him.

Bob Dylan

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload.

(Thanks Bob Dylan via Theme Time Radio Hour)

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You know you're a Minnesotan Abroad if

You get weird looks if you ask for your pizza to be cut into squares.

You've gotten strange looks when you whipped out your Super America fuel card, your TCF Bank debit card, your Dunn Brothers gift card, or White Castle refillable cup at a gas station.

You're the only one in a t-shirt...

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