Being football fans ... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ?

Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks

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After my mother passed away, my wife & I decided that the best care for my wheelchair bound father was to move him into a nursing home.

After touring several, Dad finally agreed on one he seemed quite pleased with, but after only a week he called and wanted to leave ASAP.

"But why Dad?," I asked. "When you first got here, you acted as though you really loved the place."

"They're just too damn controlling."

""Wha...

An old man is in hospital after recovering from surgery

An old man is in hospital after recovering from surgery on his inner ear, having suffered a long term issue with his balance.

His daughter comes to visit and his face lights up when he sees her escorted in by the doctor. The doctor takes his daughter aside briefly and says 'It's early days bu...

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An Englishman meets a Welshman.....

Englishman: "Is that your dog?"

Welshman: "Yep"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Welshman: "I mean he won't talk back but go ahead!!"

Englishman: "Hey Dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "I'm doing alright!!"

Welshman: (Shocked)

Englishman: "Is this you...

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