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My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Mixolydian, and Pentatonic.

The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.

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A guitarist goes to a bar

He orders a gin and tonic

then pulls out his guitar and starts playing.

The bartender asks, "diet tonic?"

To which the guitarist replies:

"No, Pentatonic."

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