My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Mixolydian, and Pentatonic.
The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.
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A guitarist goes to a bar
He orders a gin and tonic
then pulls out his guitar and starts playing.
The bartender asks, "diet tonic?"
To which the guitarist replies:
"No, Pentatonic."
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