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Laughing Gas Jokes

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Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time

For shits and giggles.

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A chemist has invented a laughing gas that's also a laxative...

It was mostly for shits and giggles

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Whenever I’m constipated, I always take some laughing gas.

I do it just for shits and giggles.

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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.

“I can’t do the gas thing – the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!” ...

I asked my dentist if I can have some of his laughing gas.

He said: "sure, knock yourself out."

Do you know the secret formula for the laughing gas?

NNO...

Laughing gas got leaked in a room.....

Laughing gas got leaked in a room. Man, it was a funny smell..

What do you get if you mix laughing gas and helium?

He He He

What do clowns fill their cars with?

Laughing gas!

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This has probably been made before, but I just thought of it after my mom, while doing her crossword puzzle, said aloud "fuel for a funny car" and I suggested laughing gas. It wasn't the right answer, unfortunately.

Update, the answer is "Nitro" which i...

What do you call it when a clown farts?

Laughing gas

Yes, very brave

I went to the dentist to have a tooth removed, as I was in a rush I said, 'Look I don't want any anesthetic, no laughing gas, I just want you to remove the tooth as quickly as possible'. 'That's very brave of you sir', said the dentist. 'Now which tooth is it?'. I turned to my wife and said, 'Go on ...

What's the difference between a seagull and a pelican?

You can't sea a pelican.





Note: I'm actually on laughing gas rn btw.

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

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