Lactose Intolerance Jokes - 5 Hilarious Lactose Intolerance Jokes

What do they call the side effects of lactose intolerance in France?

Smelly derriere (dairy air)

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I don't understand lactose intolerance ppl

Why can't they just tolerate it? It's not that hard.

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Did you know lactose intolerance is a genetic thing?

Runs in the family.

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When social media bans female boobs, but not men's, it shows a real intolerance...

lactose intolerance.

Yo mama so dumb

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.

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