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Labradors Jokes

The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand.

The labradoodle dude'll do.

Two Labradors were sitting in a Bar , drinking beer

The first Labrador whispers to the other " I went to bed with your mother , last night "

The second Labrador ignored it and carried on drinking beer.

The first Labrador shouts this time " did you hear me ? I went to bed with your mom , last night ? "

The other Labrador shook h...

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A guy walks up to a bar with his chihuahua and sees a sign that says ‘no dogs allowed’

He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks inside with his dog.

Bartender: Sorry man, you can’t bring your dog in here.

Guy: But he’s my seeing-eye dog.

Bartender: Ah come on, seeing-eye dogs are always Labradors or golden retrievers!

Guy: Wait what? WELL WHAT THE FUCK HA...

An Irish man is walking his poodle

And his friend calls him and says they are giving away free beer for the next hour Inthe pub down the road.

So the Irish man runs with the dog to the pub as fast as he can.

When he gets there the door man says "sorry no pets."

The Irish man says "I'm blind this is my seeing eye ...

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