A group of college students are having a party in a flat on the 10th floor.

It's been going for a while now, everyone is properly drunk and baked. One of them decides that since they're so high up, they might be even able to reach Mars, so he takes an empty carton, writes "Mission to Mars" on it, and with other partygoers assistance is thrown out of the window with it. They...

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I was at a party the other night.

I walked into the rager eager for a drink to quell my thirst, it was 9pm and things were just starting to heat up. A few steps through the door and I was greeted by a petit partygoer with flashing lights in her hair, she said something but I couldn't hear her over the DJ, but I wasn't really interes...

A detective walks into a party...

and asks the partygoers,
"Do you guys have any Nacho Cheese?"
The partygoers respond,
"No dip, Sherlock."

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