Labor And Delivery Jokes - 2 Hilarious Labor And Delivery Jokes

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Dad joke while in labor and delivery

Wife is getting induced so we are currently at the hospital and while talking to the nurse she asked how many kids she had. To which she replied 3 as any seasoned Dad would do I decided to introduce a joke that had me cracking up in my head so I turn and look and say 3 kids with a frown that’s an od...

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What happens when a hospital runs out of labor and delivery nurses?

They have a mid-wife crisis.

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