My wife just went into labor and our doula cancelled on us.

I’m having a midwife crisis.

What do you call an Appalachian Person that helps women give birth?

A Mountain Doula

What do you call it when your birthing coach won't come to help you deliver your baby?

A mid-wife crisis

What do you call a really tall midwife?

A Doula Oblongata!

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