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Kungfu Jokes

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The Dark side of KungFu

Master: I've been watching you for a while and have decided you aren't good enough.

Disciple: But I will try harder master.

Master: I'ts no good, you don't learn, your lazy and full of bad habits.
So instead I will break tradition and show you the forbidden Black Arts.

Discip...

How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator?

Name him IP Man.

Why did David Carradine practice KungFu instead of JiuJitsu?

He didn't want someone else choking him out.

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A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?

Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.

Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.

Son: Okay I was watching !

Dad: What?! When I w...

Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar.

I asked him if he knew Kungfu or some other martial arts.

He said, "Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I am Chinese?!"

"No, it's because you are drinking MY beer!"

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What movies teach us.

According to Hollywood movies - 1 out of every 5 Americans work for the CIA .
According to Chinese movie- 1 out of every 5 Chinese is a Kungfu master.
According to Japanese movies- Every 1 out of 5 Japanese is a Ninja.
According to Indian movies - Every hero in a movie is a dancer and a sin...
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