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A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.

He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, whic...

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The tale of how I was Knighted by the Queen

For as long as I can remember, I have had the ability to do these mind-blowing poses as I ejaculate. I became so famous for this ability, that I was asked to perform for the Queen. Needless to say, I was incredibly honoured and excited! And a bit nervous. So they flew me out to England and I was pra...

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Who is the only homosexual Russian to be knighted by the Queen of England?

Sergei

My friend is so successful, he does surgery, is a military general, and he was recently knighted by the Queen of England.

We call him Sir Gen

The Queen of England had a gift for a man who would soon be knighted. She insisted that he be given the gift at the ceremony but told her staff to keep it a secret.

She wanted it to be a Sir Prize.

An award given unexpectedly to only Knighted Men:

The sir prize.



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Itโ€™s always been my dream to change my names to prized and be so famous and loved that I get knighted by the queen.

But if all that actually happened Iโ€™d be sir prized

My mom just told me I was knighted at birth!

Apparently, I was โ€œSer Cumcised.โ€

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Did you hear about the sex addicted homeowner who hired a knighted female to renovate his house?

He contracted Sir Phyllis

What was the name of that fat man who was knighted?

I believe it was Sir Cumference

A Cow performs an act worthy of being knighted . . .

you may now rise, Sir Loin.

A canyon was knighted for its exceptional contribution to satire

From then on, the canyon was referred to as Sir Chasm.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away

there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully to overtake and capture the town, but finally this time, they believed they had hit upon a foolproof scheme that would allow them to rule the village. They had, through mad scientist experiments in thei...

Chester was really happy, he was about to meet the Queen.

He had been a physics prodigy hailing from a small town in England, and had just been selected to be Knighted by the Queen of England.

After the ceremony, his best friend remarked to him:
"Man, Chester, you Knighted!"

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