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Keep Warm Jokes

How do astronauts keep warm in a vacuum?

They bring a space heater

How do you keep warm in a cold room?

Go to the corner.
It’s always 90 degrees

What did the canadian dino wear to keep warm?

A Jurassic Parka

My buddy takes his date's jacket to keep warm if it's cold...

And they say shivering is dead.

Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.

How does a Mexican keep warm ?

They use chicken for heaters

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

Girls on GoneWild

Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties?

A: So that their ankles would keep warm

An Irish prayer...

On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his prized glass flask of whiskey to keep warm. Just as he returns it to his back pocket he slips on ice and falls with a crunch. As he lay there assessing his injuries, he feels warm liquid running down his leg.

He clo...

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A plane ditches off the coast of a deserted tropical island. The pilot, the co-pilot and a hot stewardess are the only survivors...

They start to set up camp. John, the pilot builds a hut, Jack, the co-pilot does his best in hunting and gathering, and Jane a campfire going. The eat all together, look at the stars and ponder on their new fate. After nightfall, they get into the hut, cuddle to keep warm and fall asleep.

The...

Three guys are out camping during a cold winters night.

It starts to rain and the fire goes out, they decide the only way to keep warm is to share a sleeping bag. Naturally it's all a bit awkward at first but they eventually get to sleep. The morning comes and they all feel much better. The guy on the right says, "I had this amazing dream of getting a ha...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town on a cold December day

"Just wait out here," says the Lone Ranger. "I need to see a man in the saloon. They won't let you in, it's illegal to serve alcohol to your people."

"It's freezing," complains Tonto as he hitches the horses to the rail. "What am I supposed to do?"

"Run up and down to keep warm," the L...

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A retired schoolteacher finally decided that she was tired of living alone and wanted some companionship, so after a good deal of thought she decided to visit the local pet shop.

The owner suggested a parrot, with which she
could conduct a civilized conversation. This seemed to be an excellent
idea, so she bought a handsome parrot, sat him on a perch in her living room,
and said, "Say 'Pretty boy.'" Silence from the bird. "Come on now, say
'Pretty boy ... pret...

The Lonely Widow

Jack and Joe go on a road trip, but after driving for an hour, the car breaks down. They get it working, but they're seriously delayed and will never make it to the hotel they were going to stay at in time.

Upon seeing a farmhouse just off the road, they drive in, and ask if they can park in ...

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