Keep Warm Jokes - 11 Hilarious Keep Warm Jokes

How do astronauts keep warm in a vacuum?

They bring a space heater

How do you keep warm in a cold room?

Go to the corner.
It’s always 90 degrees

What did the canadian dino wear to keep warm?

A Jurassic Parka

My buddy takes his date's jacket to keep warm if it's cold...

And they say shivering is dead.

Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.

How does a Mexican keep warm ?

They use chicken for heaters

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

Girls on GoneWild

Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear ?

A: So that their ankles would keep warm

An Irish prayer...

On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his prized glass flask of whiskey to keep warm. Just as he returns it to his back pocket he slips on ice and falls with a crunch. As he lay there assessing his injuries, he feels warm liquid running down his leg.

He clo...

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A retired schoolteacher finally decided that she was tired of living alone and wanted some companionship, so after a good deal of thought she decided to visit the local pet shop.

The owner suggested a parrot, with which she
could conduct a civilized conversation. This seemed to be an excellent
idea, so she bought a handsome parrot, sat him on a perch in her living room,
and said, "Say 'Pretty boy.'" Silence from the bird. "Come on now, say
'Pretty boy ... pret...

The Lonely Widow

Jack and Joe go on a road trip, but after driving for an hour, the car breaks down. They get it working, but they're seriously delayed and will never make it to the hotel they were going to stay at in time.

Upon seeing a farmhouse just off the road, they drive in, and ask if they can park in ...

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