John Denver Jokes - 6 Hilarious John Denver Jokes

I hate jokes about John Denver

They never land well.

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Why didn't John Denver take a shower before he went flying?

He figured he'd just wash up on shore.

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Why didn't John Denver ever have trouble getting a date?

Because he was a plane down to Earth guy.

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Who’s the worse singer to give you directions?

John Denver. He thinks the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah Valley are in West Virginia.

I really hate my new John Denver Sat Nav.

While it may well take me home, it's always down some country roads.

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John Denver used to own a weed shack

It was called "Rocky Mountain High"

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