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Joggers Jokes

Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.

So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

In the motorcycle safety course they tell you that target fixation is bad, where your eyes are looking is where you usually end up.

Must be why I keep running over female joggers.

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Two known police officers are walking their K9

When after a while one of the police officers starts staring at the dog intensely.

Officer 1: This is the fifth time this week you do that. What's your problem?

Officer 2: Whenever we take the dog for a walk the joggers we pass keep saying "look, it's the dog with the two assholes."

Why are you late? [Long]

A boss was waiting in his office one day when he noticed that all of his workers were missing. He waits a few more minutes before the first worker comes in.

"Why were you late?"
Sounding exhausted, the worker says, "Sorry boss, but my car broke down on the way to work so I tried the bus, b...

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