A drunk goes to the doctor complaining of tiredness and headaches.
A drunk goes to the doctor complaining of tiredness and headaches.
"I feel tired all the time, my head hurts, and I'm not sleeping. What's the problem, doc?"
The doctor thoroughly examined the drunk and remarked, "I can't find anything wrong with you. It must be the drinking." ...
Three stages of tiredness
Drunk squirrel: when your so tired you slur words and just ramble on and can't walk straight
Squirrel on Cocain and Caffeine: when your brain knows you wanna stay up to it just gives you a burt of energy and power making the very ground you shake walk
Dead squirrel: when you cant take ...
Three managers worked in the same office at the top of an 80-storey office building.
One day, they were forced to take the stairs all the way up because the elevator wasn't working. One of them suggested telling one another stories in order to take their minds of their tiredness.
As they were walking up, the first manager told the story about how he met his wife.
At th...
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