I coded a program to detect Al Gore’s speech by his cadences.

I used an algorithm.

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An old one my dad used to tell...

An out of work actor gets a call from his agent one day, and the agents like "good news! I got you a part in a play! It's only one line, but it's the opener and could be your big shot! Okay so the line is..

'Hark, I hear the cannons roar'..
Got that? 'Hark, I hear the cannons roar"

...

Whatcha doin?

Eatin chocolate.

Where’d you get it?

Doggy dropped it.

Where’s the doggy?

Out the door.

What’s he doin?

Makin more!

(Best way to read it is in cadence)

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