What’s the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump?
Trump would’ve charged for the kool-aid.
Why are there no Reverend Jim Jones jokes?
The punchlines are too long.
It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass murder/suicide of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.
And anyway, the punchline's too long.
Everyone thinks Muhammad Ali was the best boxer in history, but Jim Jones had a way higher number of KO's...
900 with just one punch.
I would tell a Jim Jones joke...
But the punchline is too long.