What’s the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump?

Trump would’ve charged for the kool-aid.

Why are there no Reverend Jim Jones jokes?

The punchlines are too long.

It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass murder/suicide of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.

And anyway, the punchline's too long.

Everyone thinks Muhammad Ali was the best boxer in history, but Jim Jones had a way higher number of KO's...

900 with just one punch.

I would tell a Jim Jones joke...

But the punchline is too long.

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