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Murder Suicide Jokes

What do you call a Murder suicide case?

Round 2

Saw a bunch of dead crows in the woods the other day.

Must have been a murder suicide.

Recently found out all the crows in our neighbourhood had killed them selves

Looks like it was a murder suicide pact

A flock of crows flew beak-first into window at horrifying speeds.

Experts suggest it was a murder suicide.

Yoda stands in the doorway, surveying the crime scene.

The victim is lying face down on the floor in a pool of his own blood. Huge chunks have been taken out of him, and clear teeth marks are visible around the open wounds. Against a nearby wall lies the suspected killer. Mouth full of blood (likely not his own) and back broken in such a way that he can...

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