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Jedi Mind Trick Jokes

Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire were finally able to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame by using a Jedi mind trick...

"These are not the 'roids you're looking for ..."

What do you call the Redditor whose Jedi mind trick tricked you into upvoting their joke to the front page?

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The Stormtrooper from Switzerland

After a long day of training in the force on Dagobah, Luke came back to Yoda’s tiny hut and noticed that he looked worried. Yoda went on to tell Luke that while he was away a stormtrooper from Switzerland came by and demanded to know where Princess Leia was.

Luke looked around scared and ask...

Only for Star Wars fans.

Local loser Kenneth Auby just lost a bet on horse A in a two horse race. He was hoping not to see his friend Mike, who lent him a large sum of bet money. But he bumps into him on the street.
Mike: "So who won ? A or B."
In a panic, Kenneth tries the jedi mind trick which he saw in Star Wars an...

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