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Atoll Jokes

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There’s an airline crash in the Pacific. The only two survivors are a young man, Steve, and an unconscious young woman.

Steve finds the young woman clinging to a piece of debris. He tows her to a small, deserted atoll.

The young woman does not regain consciousness for a week. In the me...

An island In the Pacific just sank

Don’t laugh. This isn’t funny atoll.

Statistics are like Bikini Atoll

Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point.

What did the man say that hated a very specific circular coral reef that had water in its center?

"I don't like this atoll."

Why shouldn’t boats hit certain islands?

It takes atoll on them.

A guy in my class just claimed that a ring-shaped coral reef is also an island.

But it's not an island, atoll.

I’ve Never Seen A Reef

Never seen one atoll.

I do not like circular reefs.

I don’t like them atoll.

When is an island not an island?

When it is nothing atoll.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

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