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Irons Jokes

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"Why do you women use hair straightening irons?" "To make our hair look longer!"

Doctor: "How did you manage to get that burn on your penis, Sir?"

My mother and father are in the steel and iron business.

Boy 2: Really?

Boy 1: Yes, my father steals, and my mother irons.

Will we be able to watch Robert Plant, while Roger Waters and Jeremy Irons?

Probably not, but Brian May!

I don't know any celebrities who will wash and dry your clothes..

...but I do know Jeremy Irons and Ben Folds.

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