Iq Test Jokes - 27 Hilarious Iq Test Jokes

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I just took an online IQ test...

"404" sounds pretty fucking high!

I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions

1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate

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I just took an IQ test and I am SO happy...

Thank God it came back negative!

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I got my covid test results and I'm so confused.. it was just the number 83...

On the plus side my IQ test came back positive

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Viruses can mutate over time. Take Covid for example...

It started as a pandemic illness and turned into an IQ test.

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Took an IQ test today.

Got 404, guess I'm a genius

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IQ Test

I went to a restaurant once that had a game in the lobby you could play. The sign said "Test Your IQ: 25 cents!" While I waited for my table I decided to give it a try. I put my quarter in and on the screen it said press A or B. There were two buttons there so I decided to press A. The screen then s...

You know, there was this IQ test designer suffering from the worst writer's block

He'd make decent progress, working out patterns like 'circle-3, triangle-2...' but no matter what, he always found himself going back to 'square-1'.

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Today I had a covid and an IQ test.

Apparently I have 85 corona in my body. Does anyone know if thats a lot?

Oh and for those wondering, my IQ test was positive!

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True story

So my friend and I were at his place and for some reason argued about who was smarter than the other, so we decided to do an online IQ test.

He went first, as he was sitting at the computer, while I looked on. He scored an impressive 120. Then it was my turn: 121.

There was a moment of...

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My IQ test shows an IQ of 142

Although, there’s this weird little dot after the 4.

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I just took an IQ test!

I got a 70, but hey, that’s passing right?

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trump challenged Tillerson to an IQ test, and there was only one question on the test...

If the President of the United States and the President of the US Virgin Islands are in an elevator, how many people are in the elevator?

I got a 72 on my IQ test

Not proud, but C's get degrees

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IQ Test

Psych Admin: "Sir, your IQ results are in, you scored 91."

The other guy: "Wow, my first A+"

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I took an IQ test and I'm part of the 1%.

Apparently there aren't that many people with an IQ below 60.

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My IQ tests result came out, I got 200! I am a genius!

That "alcohol in blood" had a funny name for an IQ test.

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Did you know that Facebook IQ tests can actually tell a lot about your intelligence?

If you believe the results, it means you're not very intelligent.

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I just aced my IQ test

I got 90 out of 100!

(The sad reality: a person I met IRL was extremely proud that he scored 75 points on his IQ test because he thought the scale went to 100.)

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A guy is talking to his friend.

He says "I got my IQ tested and got a 70, that makes me a genius. "

Friend says "70 doesn't mean you're a genius. "

Guy says "you sound like that idiot at the testing center."

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Took an online IQ test and they said it'll cost $20 to get my results.

Geez, I'm not that dumb.

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Many people don't think I'm very smart...

but I'll have you know that I almost got a perfect score on the IQ test. I almost made 100!

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I took an iq test yesterday on Facebook, as a matter of act...

and it told me im a genius! in the *top 99%*!

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My friends always told me I was average

I bet they'll change their minds when I tell them I got an 100 on my IQ test

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A highly suspicious couple are trying to have a baby

When the woman finally falls pregnant, they visit the doctor for some check ups. While there, the man asks the doctor how he can be sure that he’s the father.
“We can do a DNA test.” The doctor replies.

“And how do I know I’m the mother?” The pregnant woman asks.

“We can do an IQ te...

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American Records

3 Americans sit in the Office of Guinness Book of Records, talking why they there.
The first flash his dick with 0.8 inches and said:"I have the shortest fick in the States".
The second shows his birth certificate, is 107 years old and said:"I am the oldest American"
The third flashes his ...

Just some funny one-liners

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ...

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