Under regression hypnosis I revealed that I hurt my knee as a child.
Now I'm being charged with previous bodily harm :(
\[My first post on this sub, made the joke up last night. Be gentle! And US readers may not get it sorry.\]
They should name American Pharoah's first offspring "Regression to the Mean"
Because, you know, statistics.
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender asks how he’d like to pay. “You know that I’m running a tab. Sometimes it feels so long, written on the inner edges of my spirit, an itemized list of each moral failing, each successive regression.” The bartender snickers, “You mean your bill?” The duck refrains from weeping.