International Women's Day Jokes - 16 Hilarious International Women's Day Jokes

In honour of International Women's Day, I'd like to point out to everyone that PMS jokes are not funny.

Period.

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In honor of international women's day....

Why are women like a hurricane?

at first they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house.

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Today is International Women's Day.

It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

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This Sunday is International Women's Day

Or as they say in the US, International Women's 17 Hours.

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Today is "International Women's Day",

but don't worry guys “International Men’s Day” is coming April 1st.

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Did you hear about the International women's day sale on steam?

Everything was 70 cents on the dollar.

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Happy International Women's Day

During a company's annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million... but if killed by the crocs...2 million will be gi...

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Why is it International Women's Day?

Cause yo mamma is that fat.

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International Men's Day

When creating International Women's Day the committee in charge also created one for men. The problem is, every single man forgot the date, so it has been lost to history.

Well, after much digging and searching I managed to rediscover the date, and wanted to share this information with every...

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I'd like to take the opportunity on this, International Women's Day, to refute allegations that I'm a sexist.

I've got a friend who's a woman. And I believe she should be treated as if she *is* equal.

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It's International Women's Day today. I guess I should make some sort of sexist joke.

I'll have to simplify it for the women.

It appears international women's day was a HUGE success.

Women from all over the US demonstrated their femininity by not making up their minds about whether they wanted to celebrate it or not.

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Well done to McDonald's for marking International Women's Day by turning their logo upside down...

It looks just like a big dangly pair of tits...

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Happy International Women's Day

Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A Fuck About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday.

I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today.

I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.

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Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day

They let them get stoned.

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