I was doing some yard work this weekend...

It was a hot, muggy day, and I had just finished raking the leaves in my yard. I was ready to be done. I pulled out some plastic sheeting to pile the leaves on and dragged them to the curb.

After my chores were done, I took a break and broke out a bottle of liqueur to relax and enjoy the fru...

Members of the KKK are so afraid of being recognized in public...

they're literally sheeting themselves.

(This probably isn't original but I've never heard it before and thought of it while cleaning the kitchen.)

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