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Insta Jokes

What do you call someone infectious on Insta?

An Influenza.

“Mom, why is the insta pot dented?”

“Cause it couldn’t handle the pressure.”

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

There’s a new “Door Dash” type service for cocaine.

It’s called “Insta Gram.”

What do you call a large reptile who likes to stir up petty fights on social media?

An Insta-gator.

I sell my weed fast

Call it insta gram

What do they call a grandma who’s quick to respond?

...an InstaGram.

Q: What do you call cannabis plants that grow in 1 day?

A: insta-pot

Best Twitter handle for an older lady:

@InstaGrammy

(fallout joke) Why do synths fart so fast?

-they were made by the insta-toot! (institute)

(i made my GF laugh she just started playing it)

I put my grandma on speed dial the other day.

I call it insta-gram.

You know who reddit is for

Smart people who ain't pretty enough for insta

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