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What did the paper clip say?

It looks like you're writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?

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A man goes on a date with a patent examiner.

Things are going well, so they go back to his place, and end up having .

Afterwards, the man asks his date, "So, do you want to do this again tomorrow?"

His date replies: "I will report that your technique, while novel, is obvious to one skilled in the art. Also I found some of you...

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A woman asks her friend whether she should date an anti-semite.

Friend: "He sounds really nice!"

Woman: "I know...but he's always spouting unsubstantiated, racist nonsense, marching, and carrying around some sort of sign."

Friend: "Oh, he's a Neo-Nazi. That's a huge red flag."

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