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Nihilistic Jokes

At some point, a nihilistic physicist must have understood...

without protons, nothing matters.

I’m nihilistic

It doesn’t matter though

What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded?

He didn’t carrot all

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book “Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet.” Noted for its brute realism, the book’s message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called “Kierkegaard...

I was going to adopt a nihilistic world view,

But there was no point.

What does a nihilistic Borg say?

Existence is futile.

What do they do at the nihilistic gym?

Exercises in futility

So I bought a nihilistic pencil

It's pointless.

Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name...

And I don't care for it.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

"There is no porpoise."

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...

and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked

"So, what do you do?"

He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"
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